I am afraid the honeymoon between me and my manager might be getting over now. I have one day to complete a project which got postponed three weeks due to some 'emergency' assignments. So, a random bunch of Office Spacesque quotes.

I'm gonna have to ask you to go ahead and stop posting now, mmkay?

I was told that I could post a reasonable number of times from nine to eleven, I told Bill that if Sandra is going to post, then I should be able to post so I don't see why I should have to stop posting because I enjoy posting a reasonable number of times from nine to eleven.

Oh, and remember, next Friday is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans while posting, you can do that.

No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked postin' something like that, man.

What if we're... still postin’ this when we're fifty?

I'm gonna have to go ahead and ask you to post this Saturday, mmmkay? Oh, and I almost forgot. I'm gonna have to go ahead and ask you to post on Sunday too.

Hell, I heard after making this post she fucked Lumbergh.

All your cares and concerns about posting melt away as you go into a state of complete relaxation.

Two posts at the same time...

I'll be showing her my p'O'st face. p’O’st p’O’st!

Hey Lawrence, you wanna come over?
No thanks dude! I don't need you fucking up my post too.

There was salt on the post, BIG grains of salt.

You know Michael, there comes a post in a mans life, and maybe for you that post is now, when you should start thinking about the future...

Now Milton, don't be greedy, lets pass it along and make sure everyone gets a post.
Yeah, but last time I didn't receive a post.

I used to be on the post, but now I am clean.

Umm.... I'm gonna have to ask you to go ahead and move this post down to the basement.

Check out channel 9, it's the Office Space blog! Shit, man, I thought you'd want to see this.

That would be that mat, with all sorts of topics for posts written on it, that you could jump to.
This is the worst post I’ve have ever read.

mmm, I'm gonna set this post on fire...

This post has "upper management" written all over it.

I hope your postings go well.

You know the jar with posts that you just take it. The jar is there for you to take the post, we just do the same a couple of million times with a much larger jar.

Ok. And how's that not stealing?

you know...i never really liked to post...guess i won´t post anymore

I told those fudge packers that I liked Michael Bolton's posts.

Hail Lumbergh!