What to say?
He tells me that he might want to go to Manish market, which, according to him, is way before Churchgate. Actually, you can get down there and take a cab (Rs 20 max)to go where he wants. I try to reason with him, I have stayed in Mumbai long enough to know how to get around this city. But he stupidly refuses to even listen to me (Huffs and puffs, in the phone itself) and says since he is new to Mumbai, he doesn't know much and has to ask people just to get around. What about all time I spent in Mumbai? Is this guy really that thick?
Never mind! I will just meet him where he wants to and let him have the way. Will he then realise what is happening and I am just trying to reason with him? Even Don Vito Corleone can't reason with this guy! :D