Anyone who has seen the movie 'Office Space' will have noticed Lumbergh walking around and managing with a mug in his hand.
Guess what we were given on the first day, along with books and stationery items? Yeah, a mug, with the insti logo on it. Training to become Lumberghs, eh? We were not given any staplers, let along Red Swingline Staplers. Where do they expect us to find a Milton here?